Terms & Conditions

Effective November 8, 2026

1. Who you are contracting with

Unjargon This is provided by Kristi Jacobsen Operations LLC, located in Arizona, United States of America ("we," "us," or "our"). These terms govern your use of our two-way, AI-powered corporate language translator. By using the service, you agree to these terms. You must be legally able to enter this agreement and, if using the service for an organization, authorized to act for it.

2. Accounts and access

Provide accurate account information, keep it current, and protect your sign-in links and credentials. You are responsible for activity under your account. Your account and Pro access are personal and may not be resold or shared to bypass usage limits.

Anonymous visitors receive one translation total, tracked using a keyed IP identifier; people sharing a network may share this allowance. Free accounts receive three translations per rolling 24 hours. Pro Lifetime removes the free-tier limit. Fair-use safeguards apply to protect availability, prevent abuse, and control automated or excessive requests.

3. Pro Lifetime and payments

Pro Lifetime costs $7.99 USD as a one-time purchase, plus any applicable taxes shown at checkout. No subscription. No renewals. Purchase requires a signed-in account, and access is activated after payment is confirmed. "Lifetime" means ongoing access for the lifetime of the Unjargon This service, not a guarantee that the service will operate indefinitely. No recurring fee is charged for this purchase.

Our order process is conducted by our online reseller Paddle.com. Paddle.com is the Merchant of Record for all our orders. Paddle provides all customer service inquiries and handles returns.

Paddle's Buyer Terms govern payment, billing, taxes, cancellation, and refund mechanics. See our Refund Policy. A refunded or charged-back purchase loses Pro access; your account returns to Free unless another valid lifetime purchase grants access.

4. Acceptable use

Do not use the service for unlawful activity, fraud, spam, harassment, hate speech, deceptive impersonation or deepfakes, or other harmful or illegal content.
Do not submit material you lack the right to use, infringe intellectual property or privacy rights, or expose confidential business information or sensitive personal data without appropriate authorization.
Do not introduce malware, probe or interfere with security, scrape the service, jailbreak the AI, or bypass account, payment, moderation, or usage safeguards.
Do not reverse engineer or redistribute the service, except where applicable law expressly permits it.

We may refuse or filter requests, restrict or remove content within our control, and suspend or terminate access for material breaches, non-payment, security or fraud risks, or serious or repeated policy violations.

5. Your text and AI output

You retain your rights in the text you submit. You grant us permission to process that text and send it to our service providers solely as needed to provide the translation and operate the service. As between you and us, we claim no ownership of your translation outputs; you may use and share them, subject to applicable law and third-party rights. AI output may not be unique or eligible for intellectual property protection.

You are responsible for your prompts, verifying accuracy, and how you use or share outputs. Translations are humorous interpretations and may be inaccurate, misleading, or inappropriate. They are not professional advice and should not be relied on for legal, medical, financial, employment, or other regulated decisions without qualified human oversight.

Rights holders can report suspected infringement to kristi@kristijacobsenoperations.com, identifying the material, the rights involved, and how to contact them. We may restrict infringing material within our control and terminate accounts for repeated infringement.

6. Our intellectual property

We retain ownership of Unjargon This and its software, documentation, design, and branding. We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable right to use the service under your plan and these terms. This does not grant ownership of our trademarks or other intellectual property.

7. Availability and responsibility

We do not guarantee uninterrupted, error-free performance or the accuracy of AI outputs. To the extent permitted by law, the service is provided "as is" and "as available," without implied warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. We may change or discontinue features and may interrupt access for maintenance, security, or events outside our reasonable control.

To the extent permitted by law, we are not liable for indirect or consequential losses arising from use of the service. Nothing in these terms limits rights or liability that cannot lawfully be limited, including mandatory consumer protections.

8. Changes, governing law, and contact

We may update these terms and will publish the revised effective date. Material changes apply prospectively, subject to applicable law; continued use after they take effect signifies acceptance. Arizona law governs these terms, except where mandatory laws of your place of residence provide otherwise.

For account assistance, disputes, or questions, contact kristi@kristijacobsenoperations.com. Our Privacy Notice explains how we handle personal data.